I’ve had this picture for a while now – I snapped while it driving up the 101 from Mountain View back into San Francisco proper:

That’s right, even the beauty of the San Francisco Bay cannot mask the unholy ugliness of the Porsche Panamera.

Even after yesterday’s shocking drag race revelation, I’m not swayed. Speed is fun and all, but I wouldn’t take speed at the expense of character or charm.

And speaking of expense, the Panamera ranges from $75,000 to $175,000… before options. I know Texas is pretty cheap, but that kind of money can get you a pretty respectable HOUSE around here.

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The Unlikeliest of Drag Races

by Corey on April 26, 2011

What do you get when you drag race a fire-breathing station wagon, a butt-ugly sedan and an earth-shatteringly powerful SUV pretending to be an M car?

Surprisingly, a pretty neat drag race. I present to you: CTS-V Wagon vs Panamera Turbo vs X6M.

As I waited for the video to queue, I ran through my assumptions on the winners and losers. My thought process went like this:

The CTS-V will crush them, it has the power advantage. Oh wait, it doesn’t really have a power advantage in this company.”

“Oh I know, the X6M will pull away due to the magic of AWD. Oh wait, the Panamera has AWD too, and it’s lighter.”

“Got it, the Panamera will win. But that doesn’t make sense – even God hates the Panamera.”

So I quit speculating and started watching. I must say, the results weren’t really what I expected…

Want to find out for yourself? Watch it already.

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Volkswagen / Scion Love Child?

by Corey on April 25, 2011

When I first saw this video:

I couldn’t help but think the (new) New Beetle looks like the love child offspring between the (original) new Beetle and the new Scion tC:

Anyone else? I mean, the (new) New Beetle looks good – don’t get me wrong. But it looks a hell of a lot like the Scion tC.

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VW Corrado at Cars & Coffee

by Corey on April 23, 2011

Cars and Coffee is jam packed with expensive, fast cars, but one of my favorite parts is walking through the back parking lot – where the “plebians” are forced to park.

A car like the VW Corrado might not be impressive enough to warrant a spot on the main stage, but you certainly don’t see them every day – and definitely not in this good of condition.

WRX STi’s, Mitsubishi Evo’s, M3′s and the like – they all abound in the back lot. The next time you’re out at Cars & Coffee, take some time to appreciate the ones that might not be flashy enough to make it up front.

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Burnout in 240 FPS…

by Corey on April 22, 2011

This video totally made the rounds over the past couple of days on a much (much much) more popular site that rhymes with Malopnik, but it’s pretty epic so I wanted to throw it up here.

Burnouts are badass. Slow motion video clips are generally badass. Slow motion burnouts are, naturally badass squared. The neat part about this video is the burnout is played in real time at the end – and you realize the whole thing only took about 5 seconds.

 

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I really want this car – but I really don’t want Toyota to mess this up. This concept has been through so many iterations and had so much speculation that it could be anywhere between awesome and anemic.

A while back I posted a couple of articles about the 30/300/3,000 idea I’d had. The basic jist:

  • $30,000 (preferably less)
  • 300 horsepower (preferably more)
  • 3,000 pounds (again, preferably less)

In the 30/300/3,000 article The Reality, the Toyota FT-86 (as it was called at the time) was listed under the ‘Maybe’ category – and sadly it still sits there. This car could be amazing – but it has to be taken from concept to production.

Toyota, please don’t mess this up. I know you’re selling Camry’s like hotcakes to people who like cardigans and corduroy, but this is a vehicle that could cause some excitement - something that is sorely lacking from  your brand.

Please don’t mess this up…

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Outshined…

by Corey on April 20, 2011

It’s not too often that a Ferrari 458 and 430 get outshined sitting in a parking lot – but that’s just what happens when they are lined up next to a Lamborghini Diablo.

The star of countless little boys’ bedroom wall posters (mine included), the Diablo definitely shows it’s age – but Lord almighty that is still a crazy looking vehicle.

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Million Dollar Row

by Corey on April 19, 2011

So it might not be exactly $1,000,000, but what is a $100k difference between Italian supercar friends?

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And thus begins one of the most unlikely comparison videos ever devised. Although it doesn’t really have to be said, the Enzo puts some serious hurt on the competition.

I really do love Evo, but really guys? I’d imagine the idea for this comparison was likely devised at the pub the night before, and the conversation probably went something like this:

Evo guy 1: “We’ve got the Ford Focus RS, WRX STi and RS3 for the next couple of days, what should we do?”

Evo guy 2: “Let’s do a standard comparison. You know the one – we’ll praise the Audi for it’s prowess but lament its lack of soul, praise the STi  for it’s heritage but mock it because it looks piggish, and declare the Focus RS the most proper drivers car. That’ll piss off the Yanks.”

Evo guy 1: “Naah, lets just let them chase an Enzo around the Alps for a couple of hours while we film it.”

Evo guy 2: “Good idea. Who’s buying the next round of pints?”

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